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Identity
Real Name	michelle
Gender	Female
Age	35
Birthday	August 03, 1975
Location
Country	United States
Location (USA)	Leesburg, VA
Contact Information
AIM	uhmm just ask
Yahoo	just ask
MSN	see above
Basic Information
Body Type	Average
Height	5' 8"
Description	Michelle but my mates just call me Chelle or Mickey. I'm also a Leo and true to everything my sign is good and bad. So I like attention and demand respect! Sue me! Likes: Men who have stubble! (hmmm crosses legs just thinking about it) Piercings Tats C and mayo ..well worth it after a night out drinking Men who are honest Foreplay! (most men here haven't got a clue) Fast Cars (skylines and Lancers) Football Techno Men in kilts esp. those that go commando! Someone who can make laugh Pepsi Dislikes: Player,cheaters, liars, houdinis and those that can't be honest so they use the sh~tiest excuses ever to try and save face!!(men and woman) Dating again! Fakes Bad sex Celtic losing Babysitting drunks As I'm dating again and let me just say it sucks!! I have yet to meet a man/woman that strokes me mentally as well as physically! I usually run into the worst kinds or they show their true colours when you don't put out after dinner! wtf! lmfao. So I have made a list of the worst kinds and when I start to find the good ones I'll make that list too although it will probably be way shorter. Players: This category makes me laugh so hard. Men who think they can have any woman they want and it's all about the flash car the nice job and the money. They are usually crap in bed. Spending mum and dad's hard earned money and way to much ego that relationship is impossible for anyone because it's always me! me! me! Houdinis: Lmfao! These are guys that thought they would never let anyone in. A few dates they are telling you their life stories and panicking because it's to 'comfy' and you can have a laugh. They don't expect sex but if that's good to then the fear of actually liking you sets in. God forbid! So they see you just once more then do a runner. No contact just fall off the face of the earth. Then just when you have forgotten they ever existed they reappear like nothing happened and expect you to just pick up where you left off! forget that can we say next! Mommys boys: They don't go out much. They stay home were they live with their parents even at 35 have had no real job but will lie to you just until they think they have then it all comes out. They borrow their mothers cars and sponge off them. I mean what the hell some people never grow up but this is ridiculous cut the apron strings be a man see the real world and get your own sh~t. The boring dater: This guy takes you to the same places all the time. No changes a handful of places to eat and pubs..no deviation and god forbid you suggest somewhere else you'll hurt his feelings. He offers to pay but makes it an effort so you end up paying for yours. His conversation is his job, how special his last gf was and great she thought he was (obviously not that great or i wouldn't be sitting here having a date with him!) his mates who are just as boring and usually find their way into your date., and how much he makes.. yawn. Forget sex by the end of the date you just want to go home and go to bed. the sexually retarded: You've had a great time seen them a few times and laughed now to the bedroom... haha wrong. He either tries to rub your clit off like his fingers an eraser, he says he loves to go down on a woman then proceeds to lick you like a cat licks milk and says was it good for you? wtf ? he bites you hard and brings blood, he kneads your breast like dough and then twists your nipples and this is supposed to be fun. Or he rubs your ears whiles hes cumming wtf is that? Then the actual sex hahah by this time he's worked so hard he can manage 5 minutes and you were better off with batteries and a vibe of your choice!! Lasts longer and alot less pain. Sex man: This is all he wants. All he ever expects to get and if you aren't putting out just walk away. It never gets an better. Some can actually be pretty good but it's all about self respect and if you can handle being used for someones late night pick me up when they have no one else. Not me! Do not give them your number or on nights of desperation your phone will never stop ringing. Most of these men also feel since you are just sex they can pass you on to their friends. I am no ones party favor. No thanks! Game player: You date them on and off regularly. When you are with them you feel like a queen you are the only one who exists and he makes sure that men know you are with him and marks his territory regularly. Sounds brilliant right. Wrong! When you aren't togetehr he makes you feel like your not all that important he asks you out like once every 3 weeks usually stays the night and expects sex. Then to top it all off hardly speaks to you except when hes ready to see you again. Lmfao! Sad little men. Usually when you go to talk to them about why, it's you attract to much attention when we are out or I'm just busy .. bullsh~t cough bullsh~t! He usually has a few woman on the go and always forever looking to trade up and never getting past the one who got away for fear of the big hurt! psshhh Next! Girls looking for thier first BI experiance: I am no ones teacher nor do I want that. Sure somone had to give me my first but you don't go around looking it just happens. Nothing more off putting than being hounded to show them how it is. First you have to be attracted and begging puts me off. Then you have to be in the mood. Most of these you will find are really young and want to try it cause it's 'cool' has nothing to do with finding woman attractive or thier friend has done it. Or they giggle all night. I have no patience for that maybe some do. The needy: You meet go out a few times and he wants to have the talk. It's fine if you both feel this way but if you don't and would like more time jealousy sets in and he becomes a stalker. Calling every 3 hours, waiting for you outside work..texting when you don't answer your phone and not just once, but once every 5 minutes til you answer. Having nights out with the girls forget it he phones all night or comes to where you are and just watches then wants to go home with you after making a scene. He hate your male friends even the gay ones and swears you'd rather be with anyone else but him. This is scary and definantly off putting. The pub crawler: This one lives at the pub can't function withut a drink and gives erctile dysfunction new meaning!! !! Need I say more?! Camwhore/Cyber whore: this guy can only be found on line. He always wants your cam on or pics of you. He's forever trying to get you to f~ck type him or let him watch while your on cam. It gets old and is easily spotted because he knows nothing else but sex and only talks about it. Don't start it or even bother your just good for one thing and if it was real life he'd either be a player or sexman. And you never know how many woman he has on at once. Just gross. save your energy for the real thing and a 3 dimensional man. Flirtings one thing but virtually sexing and camming haha. What a waste. When I find others I'll add more til then I'll continue to laugh and keep trying All in all I'm easy to get along with and just enjoy having a laugh and am always me like it or leave it no one asked you to stay or even speak if you aren't interested! And to those that do you rock my socks!! edit I moved back to the states to VA and am currently living and working there. Back to dating again there are many more to add and I will do so as I get the energy and can stop laughing.